Taboo Haiku 309-312
by Mark Osborne  /  poetry  /  16 Jan 2008
Listen, Officer! Whether you hear screams or not, You need a warrant!
I'm not a doctor, But I love grabbing boys' nuts, Telling them to cough.
Maternity wards, I love to switch babies there. Now that's a great prank!
Nothing is cuter Than pathetic scream attempts Of bleeding deaf girls.
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