Literary Escort Services Podcast, Episode 2: "Sharks Rape as Well"
by Julian X  /  multimedia  /  12 May 2008
Co-hosted with Gregory Wilde, who also performed the music included in the podcast.
This podcast will appear every Monday until we get bored. Each episode will address at least one thing that concerns Hawaii. Other topics will include literature, film, and politics -- all with a humorous, conversational twist.
The contents of this episode are as follows:
0:00 Introduction 0:50 Greg's Rape in Berlin 2:15 Corrections from Last Episode 2:40 Most Popular Golf Course in the World 3:50 Honolulu the Entire Island? 4:35 Hillary Not Ahead in the Popular Vote 5:05 This Week's Nightclub 5:45 Democratic Primaries in Michigan and Florida 6:40 Upton Sinclair Married? 7:00 Emerson: A Man Who Went Around Without a Woman? 7:45 Greg Against Buffets 8:15 Gambling in Hawaii, Increased Prostitution Options 9:40 This Week's Etymology 12:05 Greg Proposes Increasing Gas Prices 13:00 Next Step: Turn Waikiki into Apartments 14:05 Greg's Goal: Free Ticket Reunion 15:05 Mainland Lacks Easy Beautiful Women 15:25 West Virginia: Dumbest People in the World? 15:50 Greg's New Nickname: Three Options 17:00 Watching Smart People 18:00 Greg Wants to Meet Ellen Page 20:00 Greg's Prediction: Five Years from Now 21:40 "El" for Short 22:30 Greg: "Look Where I am Now" 23:25 Ellen Page: Sexiest Woman in Hollywood 25:20 Democratic Nomination Updated 26:00 Stalking Ellen Page 27:15 Back to the Democratic Nomination 28:00 Most of the Country Idiots, also Our Audience 28:20 Back to Ellen Page: Is Normal? 29:00 Back to Obama: Already Won? 31:40 "I Want a President to be Elitist!" 32:20 West Virginia Still a State? 32:40 Back to Obama and Elitism 33:30 Greg Announces New Segment: Him Leaving the Mike 36:00 Shakespeare and Julian's Literary Plea 37:00 Julian's True Story 43:45 Greg Reads his Poem 46:45 The Beatles: Obama Loses His Vote for Me for Him 47:15 Appraising the Episode 48:10 Joking about Suicide 49:30 Bareback Mountain and Heath Ledger 50:45 These are Personas 52:00 We are Very Decent Country Folk 52:40 Other Women in Hollywood 53:20 Parrots Can Substitute for Gerbils 53:40 The Closing Jingle and Sign Out